technicaltales: mrschriskendall: mrschriskendall: ”where do you wanna go to dinner?” ”i don’t care” ”ok” why this got notes i’ll never know I need one in this town.
kanyewesticle: whenever someone calls me ugly i get sad and hug them because i know life is really tough for the visually impaired
rampaigehalseyface: seababe: You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing
kanyes: I’ve been laughing at this for 8465312 years
grandtare: agreenwitch: thorin-my-king: getoutoftherecat: the-companions-doctor: sharlina6: Fact of the Day: Cats have unattached collarbones, which means that they can fit through any aperture large enough to accommodate their heads. whenever someone judges me for wanting to be a cat I’ll just direct them to this how do you cat why can’t i cat A cat’s the only cat who...
lindsaychrist: ive been fired from taco bell 4 separate times but i keep just showing up for work and they forget